Leona Lo Fears “New” Exco May Plot to Take Over Ah Kua Show

Transsexual woman entrepreneur and writer Leona Lo today voiced her fears that the “new” exco may plot to take over the Ah Kua Show.  She interrupted her nail polishing today to give this exclusive interview to Merlion Tonight.  Tiki Madagascar reports. 

Tiki: Why are you so concerned about the recent developments at Aware?

Leona: Well, I’m appalled at the accusations being levied at the Old Guard.  They are being accused of championing lesbian issues.  But we all know that Aware has been championing the rights of foreign domestic workers, single mums, abused women regardless of their sexual orientation.  Yet the “new” exco keeps barking up the gay bush (no pun intended).  Who has a gay fixation now, you tell me?

Tiki: What are the implications for your show then?

Leona: If today they can have an anti-lesbian agenda, who can guarantee that they won’t attack transsexual women in future?  Already they’re doing it in schools.  There’s this guy who goes around calling himself an ex-transsexual and who flashes pictures of his past as a woman.  But he still talks like a woman and admits that he doesn’t desire women sexually, so you tell me, between him and I, who’s confused here?  If we continue to let them behave as they do, taking over NGOs and telling us how to lead our lives, who’s to say they won’t call for a ban on nail polish or even sabotage my Ah Kua Show?

Tiki: Have you built any safeguards into the performance nights?

Leona: Of course.  The ticketing agents have been warned not to sell tickets to severe looking women and women with bad hairdos and poor dress sense.  An example of a bad hairdo is when it’s held up like a bird’s nest.  By poor dress sense, I mean wearing a garbage bag when you’re being interviewed on national TV.  Also, I don’t welcome women who suffer from poor upbringing to my show.  By that, I mean women who sms whilst they are being interviewed on national TV.

Tiki: Obviously you’ve a lot of strong thoughts on the issue.  I shall leave you to your nail polishing now.  Thank you for taking the interview.

Leona: No problems.  At least I wasn’t smsing when you were talking to me right?  I’m very well brought up.  I went to school at Catholic High and Hwa Chong.

Tiki: Err…ok, thank you.


5 Comments on “Leona Lo Fears “New” Exco May Plot to Take Over Ah Kua Show”

  1. matahari says:

    This is so hilarious. I love her sense of humor !!! Kudos to you !!!!

  2. leonalo says:

    Why thank you!

  3. kiri says:

    hihi iam frm hwachong too!~~^^ luv ur posts so funny^^

  4. Art says:

    Parody of interview, not funny at all, just lame! At least ex-transsexuals, who may still have struggles, stood by the gender that he was originally created in, just as ex-drug addicts, who may still struggle with temptations to abuse drugs and ex-homo paedophiles, who may still struggle with temptations to sodomise young boys, societies council & correct & even incarcerate them, if they get carried away by continueing to give in to their temptations & addictions & socially unacceptable behaviors. Homosexuality can never be acceptable as being normal, either by the religious or the naturalists, simply because this behaviour results in extinction of the human species if everyone practices this! so, how can this be normal? If you have any struggles with abnormalities that are against the societal norm in life, seek couciling & DO NOT give in to these temptations…just my 2-cents worth.

  5. leonalo says:

    Thank you for your comment. I have chosen to approve it even though you are yet another mindless gay basher who has chosen to cower beneath the cloak of anonymity. I have yet to encounter an intelligent person from your community.

    All sex is carnal, be it heterosexual or gay sex. I’ve mentionned in another post that in order for the sexual act to be performed, be it man to man or man to woman, the individual has to lust, and lust is sinful regardless of whether it is man to man or man to woman. The Bible is very clear on that. So it is delusional to think that heterosexual sex is “holier” than gay sex. Even if you have sex with the intention to procreate, it’s still carnal because lust is involved.

    To compare the struggles of a transsexual and gay person with those of a drug addict – that’s just plain offensive and rude. I would, however, compare the addiction of a religious fundamentalist to gay bashing (when there are tons of important issues to be focussed on such as step-down care for the frail elderly, the plight of latchkey children, etc.) to that of a drug addict.

    Please seek professional help.


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