10 things that could happen at the new Aware
Posted: April 12, 2009 Filed under: Aware 6 Comments »1. Close down all La Senza outlets. Henceforth, Singapore women can only buy bras from OG
2. Close down all sex shops. Henceforth, Singapore women will have to make their own sex toys from candles
3. Mandatory headscarves for all members at committee meetings. We’re harking back to the Old Testament!
4. The letters “G”, “L”, “B”, “T” are henceforth banned from our members’ vocabulary, “wih immediae effec”
5. Ban all hand-holding and public displays of affection between women. Henceforth, all hand-holding and public displays of affection can only take place between Bangladeshi men. We will continue to uphold the rights of foreign workers!
6. Infiltrate other women’s organisations and stand for elections. When queried by the media, decline to comment. We know it’s bad PR practice, but we’re lawyers, we should know better
7. Ban Raffles Place’s female financial controllers from wearing pants. Singapore women should not be seen as “pandering to male hegemony in the corporate world”
8. Fann Wong for next President!
9. Reinstate forced marriages. Singapore women are simply too choosy
10. Propose new tagline: “Be Aware, be very Aware”
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Stumble on your website in my search for news on Aware. what a pleasant and funny stumble.
Fann Wong for President….but before that happens, could you help with her pro-nun-ci-ation?
cheers dear!
Hey funny fellow – haven’t seen you in a while. Hope you’re keeping well.
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